Donald Trump's chaotic schizophrenia has been on full display in his Iran war policy—vacillating between threatening to "obliterate" Iranian power plants with a 48-hour ultimatum, declaring victory, demanding a ceasefire, and then claiming "very good talks" that Iran flatly denies are even happening. Jimmy reveals that Trump's supposed negotiations are a transparent attempt to lower oil prices and buy time to reposition U.S. military forces for a potential invasion of Kharg Island, Iran's critical oil export hub, while Israel continues assassinating any Iranian leader who might negotiate peace. He and Americans' Comedian Kurt Metzger note that Iran's foreign ministry has publicly stated there are "no negotiations whatsoever," and that Trump's handlers—Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff—are leading talks with no identifiable Iranian counterpart because Israel keeps killing them. The segment concludes that the war has no coherent purpose, no endgame, and that Trump is now simply lying to manipulate markets while the region hurtles toward catastrophe. Plus segments on Putin threatening to nuke Israel and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent's epic cope over how the US and Israel are losing this war. Also featuring Stef Zamorano!