Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't listen to this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for listening - we respect you! What happens: 00:00 Intro 01:18 Germs 02:09 Fart gender dynamics 03:02 Half Detroit half Houston 04:04 The coolest voice 04:42 Mike Jones’ phone number 05:26 Hashiba 05:37 How it all happened 08:30 Performing while multi-tasking 09:47 The worst day of Lizzo's life 11:27 The best day of Lizzo's life 13:03 Talents 16:45 Flute 18:43 Improvised movie trailers 20:19 D*ckhole flute 20:44 How Lizzo met her boyfriend 22:46 DM slides 24:48 Dave in high school 27:13 Saying Denzel wrong 28:17 Dave's overnight camp deception 28:59 Prince 32:33 Regrets 34:32 Kristin wore pullups til 13 36:42 Grammy virginity pact 38:40 First kisses 39:59 AIM 40:55 The Allen Iverson opportunity 43:16 Presidents are tall 45:21 Internet comments 46:41 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna 47:34 The #1 male artist to collab with 50:00 Inappropriate freestyle 57:58 Lizzo didn't know she could sing 58:52 Producer credit 01:01:32 Lizzo's friend dynamic 01:03:33 New music 01:06:59 Dave's friend dynamic Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners. Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices