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CrimeLess

CrimeLess

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What’s the best way to rob a bank? How do you fake your own death? Can you deploy a swarm of bees to get rid of the cops? And if so, how (theoretically) would one do that? All of these questions and more are answered on CRIMELESS, a weekly talk show that breaks down crazy crimes and answers the questions that you’re too embarrassed, or too afraid, to ask, lest it land you on an FBI watchlist. Each week, comedian Rory Scovel and his co-host, the veteran journalist and true crime podcaster Josh Dean, break down a brazen heist, outlandish scam, crypto caper, monkey gang war, or otherwise outrageous crime. The story will catapult the hosts into an exploration of the minutia of the crime, the wild characters who committed it, and how the hosts could do it better. While the show will be funny, first and foremost, listeners will also learn something — at least enough to seem interesting for 10 minutes at a party. It’s How Stuff Works, if How Stuff Works got drunk and robbed a Papaya King, to pay for the Bored Ape NFTs it bought to cover its gambling losses. Or You’re Wrong About, but mostly focused on things that Florida Man did after smoking too much kratom. (Or do you snort kratom? We definitely need to do an episode unpacking WTF kratom is.)

Episodes

Why is it so easy to steal a car?

Why is it so easy to steal a car?

Grand theft auto is for everyone! Rory and Josh learn that teens, dogs, and even monkeys can go for a joy ride.
32min•Mar 11, 2026
Flight attendants gone wild

Flight attendants gone wild

Dancing naked in business class, snack box citizen's arrest, and other incredibly stupid ways to ruin a flight. The seatbelt sign is OFF for this episode of CrimeLess.
36min•Mar 4, 2026
BONUS: Why can't America have funnier town names?

BONUS: Why can't America have funnier town names?

Real-life British person Jo Barratt joins Josh to explore the United Kingdom's glorious array of ridiculous place names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10min•Feb 28, 2026
How to escape from prison (in England)

How to escape from prison (in England)

Rory and Josh learn about Houdini Hinds, a British criminal and legendary prison escape artist. Plus, syphilis wigs and defamation law!
36min•Feb 25, 2026
Mascots Behaving Badly

Mascots Behaving Badly

Chuck E. Cheese runs from the law, the Pirate Parrot gets a side gig, and the Phantic lives up to his name. Rory and Josh unmask the illegal activity of America's most beloved mascots.
43min•Feb 18, 2026
Super Poopers

Super Poopers

Is it illegal to poop in public? Yes. Did that stop today's criminals? No.
38min•Feb 11, 2026
Desperately Seeking Sister City

Desperately Seeking Sister City

The city of Newark, New Jersey is catfished by a mysterious cult who follow a magical guru.
37min•Feb 4, 2026
Everyone's a Felon!

Everyone's a Felon!

Rory, Josh and the rest of the CrimeLess crew confess their crimes.
36min•Jan 28, 2026
BONUS: The World's Most Dangerous Monkeys

BONUS: The World's Most Dangerous Monkeys

As a public service, Josh and Rory discuss the 11 monkeys that you should worry about, if you come upon them in a dark alley (or remote jungle). Approach at your own risk!
16min•Jan 24, 2026
Monkey gangs could actually take over your city

Monkey gangs could actually take over your city

Josh and Rory learn that Planet of the Apes was actually a documentary.
42min•Jan 21, 2026
The most inconvenient way to get rich

The most inconvenient way to get rich

A crew in Philadelphia steal millions...of dimes. And Strike Force Bandit sniffs out some stolen Bluey Bucks. Plus, Rory and Josh finally figure out what racketeering means!
37min•Jan 14, 2026
Ironclad Alibis

Ironclad Alibis

A celebration of the best (and worst) alibis. Try them the next time you're in trouble!
31min•Jan 7, 2026
Attack of the Beard Cutters!

Attack of the Beard Cutters!

No hair is spared in this episode, as Josh and Rory ask: is it illegal to cut someone's hair without their permission? And what if that person is a cat? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
38min•Dec 31, 2025
How to ruin a holiday party

How to ruin a holiday party

Tis the season to get a little sloppy. Rory and Josh examine two Christmas parties that went off the rails in very different ways. Learn more about this show and others we're working on at joincampsidemedia.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
42min•Dec 24, 2025
Le Embezzlement

Le Embezzlement

What's the best way to embezzle from the government? The answer involves nudists, descendents of Tutankhamun, and a new veranda. Learn more about this show and others we're working on at joincampsidemedia.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
38min•Dec 17, 2025
Local Teens Snort Dog Bones

Local Teens Snort Dog Bones

Is it safe to snort human remains? Rory and Josh investigate. Also, the CIA win first prize at the science fair.
38min•Dec 10, 2025
How to (Not) Hire a Hitman

How to (Not) Hire a Hitman

Rory Scovel and Josh Dean take over the CrimeLess feed, kicking off a weekly exploration into the dumbest crimes imaginable. First up, a very public, definitely not fake website for murder-for-hire.
43min•Dec 3, 2025
Introducing: CrimeLess

Introducing: CrimeLess

CrimeLess is a weekly comedy talk show exploring the wild crime questions you’d never act on—but secretly want answered. Comedian Rory Scovel and journalist–turned–true-crime podcaster Josh Dean break down a new outrageous caper each episode, from bold heists and absurd scams to crypto disasters and monkey-driven chaos. Their deep dives into the strange details and eccentric criminals spark hilarious, totally hypothetical brainstorms about how things could have gone even more off the rails. You’ll learn just enough weird facts to sound interesting at a party. Picture How Stuff Works after a few drinks, or You’re Wrong About —but focused entirely on Florida-Man-level mayhem.
2min•Dec 2, 2025
Comeuppance & Other Uppance

Comeuppance & Other Uppance

Years after the Loomis Fargo Heist, Hollywood comes calling. Also, a ferret rides in a limousine.
43min•Oct 15, 2025
The Dream’s Done Died

The Dream’s Done Died

Someone confesses, and the heist crew faces serious consequences.
36min•Oct 15, 2025
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